
An elderly couple had just crawled into bed
Touchdown of Love 🏈❤️💨
An elderly couple had just crawled into bed after a long day. The husband shifted, let out a playful fart, and proudly declared:
“Football! That was a touchdown!”
His wife rolled over, puzzled.
“What are you talking about?”
“Touchdown,” he repeated with a grin. “I’m in the lead!”
Not wanting to be left out, his wife waited a moment, then let out her own toot and announced:
“Touchdown! Tie game!”
The husband smirked, fired off another one, and boasted:
“Aha! 14 to 7—I’m back ahead!”
Giggling, she responded with a dainty toot and said:
“Extra point! We’re tied again!”
Back and forth they went, each sound marking a new score. Soon, neither could keep track, because they were laughing too hard.
That silly little game turned into a nightly tradition, proof that love, laughter, and just a bit of mischief keep the spark alive—no matter how many seasons of life have passed.